| For those who wonder |
[Nov. 4th, 2011|11:55 pm] |
This is essentially now just a remnant so that a friends list still exists.
But since I tend to pass out my LJ before my Gmail info, it's also a line of communication. |
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| 22" monitors |
[Jan. 12th, 2009|03:22 pm] |
Unexpected things about 22" monitors:
1. It has speakers.
2. It's obscenely big.
Bad things about 22" monitors:
1. Teaching your eye to MOVE since peripheral vision isn't adequate for reading text far to the right.
2. Discovering that 2 built-in speakers will make your 2.1 speaker system sound worse if you're trying to get surround sound. |
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| Writer's Block: Long Nights, Short Poems |
[Dec. 21st, 2008|09:02 pm] |
No, because I don't use the 5/7/5 approach to Haiku. It's far too Japanese for me to write one in English.
Winter's here and silence takes
The gem of bird-song. Winter takes
The warmth of lovers. Frozen flakes
Of water tumble to iced lakes.
The thaw will not come soon. |
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| Internet letters 003 |
[Dec. 12th, 2008|09:34 am] |
Dear botulism,
I know we've had a bit of a love-hate relationship ever since that dented can first introduced us and that time you got marketed as a way to remove wrinkles, but I have to say your new work is truly remarkable.
I mean, killing drug users by hiding in heroin. I had no idea you were capable of that! Really got me paranoid about how robust your little spores are.
To think, 8 suspected cases and one fatality already. And what shocked me more is hearing that you did a similar job to this a few years ago. And here's me thinking you just stuck around in red-neck SPAM cans waiting to make localised pockets of disease to those unsuspecting.
Maybe we should get together again?
Wishfully,
Adder (the Sober Irish Guy) |
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| Internet letters 002 |
[Dec. 11th, 2008|09:39 am] |
Dear Spam,
I know you get discriminated against because of the few thousand coders who have nothing else to do but amateur hacking for their own illegally gotten gains, but you have to realise that as a community you are at fault in most cases.
There is a line that you cross, constantly. That is not to say that religious evangelists do not also cross this line; I acknowledge that they do. In fact, even scientists cross this line quite often. The difference is the malicious way that you (and Scientology) take it to the next level: Money.
It's always money. The few times you try to "gather info" it is used to get money.
We're all sick and tired of this crap, so you might want to cut back on the volume sent.
If you don't, actions will be taken.
Slightly threateningly yours,
Adder (the Sober Irish Guy) |
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| Internet letters 001 |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|09:38 pm] |
Dear trolls,
You're impressing no one. Further, as you struggle to pleasure yourselves by needlessly creating misery throughout something a miseryful as the internet I hope you realise that the only people truely entertaining you are trolls themselves.
Maybe if you were nicer the other trolls would come over and you could take a break from self-pleasuring and get some real action. But maybe that's why you troll in the first place. After all, if you keep everyone away from you then no one is ever close enough to hurt you.
And that's terrible.
Sincerely,
Adder, the Sober Irish Guy |
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| Strange... |
[Nov. 15th, 2008|11:59 pm] |
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I feel almost like asking for attention. Which is odd.
What'd'ya think?
Seriously, any feedback welcome. Particularly reactions to it. I still can't work it out. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 8th, 2008|06:08 pm] |
What if we're just talking |What if we're just speaking
Broken |Fragments of poetic lines.
Fragments of divine?|
Muses' wakes to wash |Muses' wakes to wetten
To wet |Inspiration from the tides
Inspiration's waves |
Wanes,|Captured moments - mental -
Speak poetic |Saved in metaphor divine
Catch the glimpse |
We just talk |
Divine | |
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| Almost a week late |
[Feb. 13th, 2008|07:11 pm] |
I'm aware I'm behind. Mainly due to lack of drive/inspiration. I really have to work at these things to get them started. Once started, I can spend the time doing them easy enough.
Now... this is a bit different, in that it's completely a joke which a fiar few people won't find funny.
If you're part of the furry fandom and can't laugh at the steriotypical weirdo constituent... don't read the below.
If you're a big Chirstina Agulera fan, don't read the below.
If you don't know how "Dirrty" goes... listen to it a few times first.
If you ain't furry
You ain't here to party (woo!)
Vixens (move)
Vulpines (move)
Somebody bring me a suit
I'll try it on while nude
Gimme a tail (and a pair of earlobes)
Gimme a tail (and a pair of earlobes)
Gimme a tail (and a pair of earlobes)
Gimme a tail (and a pair of earlobes)
Gimme a tail (and a pair of earlobes)
Gimme a tail (and a pair of earlobes)
Gimme a tail (and a pair of earlobes)
Uh, I'm feeling cool
Dressed in a suit
I made it new
Two new shoes
Lined in fur
Red and the black of a fox, I wear
Con is calling (show your art)
Let's get hunting (dirty stuff)
I need that porn, to get me off
Sweating til my tail comes off
It's a hobby, feeling like I'm not
A human, just wanna get through
Artist's ally, buy pics of fanny
No question. Fetish for anythin'
Gonna get some girl
Or some boy
Gonna make some noise
Gonna get - FURRY
Gonna get a little more - YIFFY!
Get sized up by a - bunny!
Gonna get FURRY
It's about time that I made my costume - naughty
Sweat running all over my - body
Dance like an awkward white boy - FA
Profile and comments
Let people know their cubby vore is awesome.
Oh... I'm now up
Vorphiles, vixens
I'm in luck
BD SM
Back to front
Slap my ass
I like that
Diaper playing? That's okay
Taur or tailing? Every day
I want that guy, over there
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The lemur with the bleach-blond hair!
Back-door open, for some commotion
I'm still playing, artists I'm paying
"Want my chara, bats and a barber,
Hot action, back in the bathroom"
Give all I got
To hit the spot
Gonna get my furs
And those birds
Gonna buy sex toys
Furry!
Strom 4chan on every Friday - FA
Favorites now over two-hundred - SL
Avatar from hell
Lost my job cause I used to browse VCL - naughty
Oh, porn on my PC I should - delete
Momma found it again last week - "Mommy!
It's the mascot me
Frank and Dave made for all the kiddies" |
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